Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Seventeen Candles (2007)

Kristen Bell: Gossip Girl

Quotes 

• Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Careful B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

• Chuck Bass : [outside chapel]  So, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.

  Blair Waldorf : Go away, Chuck! I've been given orders practically from God himself to avoid you.

  Chuck Bass : Will you consider avoiding me over breakfast?

  Blair Waldorf : Sorry, but as is traditional the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jewelers to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and...

  Chuck Bass : Nate? Well, I don't think he'll be singing Happy Birthday this year.

  Blair Waldorf : No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's gonna stay that way so that I can fix it. And I don't think he'd still be your friend if he knew.

  Chuck Bass : If he knew how much I enjoyed removing a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo...

  Blair Waldorf : [icily]  From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?

  Chuck Bass : Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, erase the tape, because as far as I am concerned, it never happened.

  Chuck Bass : I'll see you at your party tonight.

  Blair Waldorf : You're officially uninvited!

  Chuck Bass : Never stopped me before!

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Speak of the devil and he doth appear... wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

• Gossip Girl : Careful, B. There's no safe bet when you bet on a Bass. You might just lose your shirt... and your pants.