Sorry, kids. Turkish archaeologists say they have uncovered the tomb of St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus. (Robert F. Bukaty/AP) ShareAdd to your saved storiesSaveFirst the good news:Whoever told you that Santa Claus was an impostor with a fake beard collecting a Christmastime check at the mall or a lie cooked up by your parents to trick you into five measly minutes of quiet was, at minimum, misinformed.The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.ShareSign up