The Washington PostDemocracy Dies in Darkness

Santa dead, archaeologists say

October 4, 2017 at 4:45 p.m. EDT
Sorry, kids. Turkish archaeologists say they have uncovered the tomb of St. Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus. (Robert F. Bukaty/AP)

First the good news:

Whoever told you that Santa Claus was an impostor with a fake beard collecting a Christmastime check at the mall or a lie cooked up by your parents to trick you into five measly minutes of quiet was, at minimum, misinformed.

The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.